This web site is intended for the use of educated individuals that have the ability to discern between reality and the alternate universe also known as Cartoonland. For those of you under the all-seeing eye of big brother (AKA Google) and not privvy to the amazing powers of the Internet, CampaignToons.com is a virtual portkey that allows human beings to transport themselves through their computer to Cartoonland. This amazing technology does come with inherent risks and use of this site is solely at your own risk.
RISKS?! WHAT RISKS?
After years of research, it has been theorized that Cartoonland may represent a completely transparent view of people's innermost demons and secret activities. Some have also theorized that it is merely a reflection of an evil twin. But recent studies suggest that Cartoonland is an excuse for CampaignToons.com to create surprisingly accurate parody cartoons that poke fun at public figures and catches them with their pants down or egg on their face.
REALITY CHECK
We at CampaignToons.com do realize that people seeking to be "in the know" may stumble onto information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humor or irrational religious beliefs. If you are one of these weaklings, please do not view the contents of this site.
SAFETY FIRST
No animals were harmed in the creation of this site. Those of you with an overwhelming belief in conspiracies will be relieved to know CampaignToons.com has taken the necessary measures to check that no hidden message will be revealed by watching cartoons in reverse.
